Hooker Green Shot

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I did this shoot with Joanie-Ann, a brand spankin' new model...about 3 weeks ago? But I really want to put up an entry about it cuz it was a hilarious shoot and experience.

Joanie had told me her idea of some hooker all glammed up but thrown in a mud pit. I expanded the story to make her seem as if she were doing her normal "duties" and than was murdered and thrown in a pit. But it came out looking more like she finishes her job and than becomes MUD GIRL...going back into her pit like Grendel or something...^^;

I really wanted to shoot this mud scene but I had no fucking clue where the hell to find a mud pit. So, I remembered Nicole telling me about a jacked up abandoned horse stable near my house on wiles road...but I didn't know if it was West or East...so we drove West. And man was I lucky...Joanie was driving and I spotted a beautiful mud pit as we drove by this deserted piece of classic everglades land.

I was so excited I was like "turn around"...we fucking found it!" Than when we drove back...I saw this red jeep (full of mud on the tires and body)...I didn't remember seein it before but I didn't think anything of it.

So we got out of the car and started shooting near the pit first..since I wanted pix of her "clean" and than in the pit later. Than this monster mud truck comes thrashing out of the pit trail. That was cool...but scary.

The kids...not to be...um mean we're rednecks and apparently this was their mud ridding pit.

You can just imagine..the whole time we shot we had to keep dogding the trucks. Ever couple seconds she'd go in the pit than we'd hear a truck coming and she's have to scurry out.

Here's that play in action!

This is wonderful Jeep driving through our shoot location, lol

Joanie cracking up while the guy gave us his warning speech...lol

And then of course we had the infamous 300 questions...

(drive by...stop jeep...stare backwards...laugh...drive back towards us)

"What are you guys doing?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"What is this for?"

"What's the point"

And my faves:

"Is this a good shoot or a bad shoot?" <--WTF?!

"Why is she getting her expensive dress dirty?"

And the awards for stupidest remark goes to this one dude who while trying to cross the pit and wailing for his buddies to come pick him up and claiming he wasn't a pussy clearing warned us that...

"Man, that's dangerous! If I was driving...I wouldn't have seen you...and I would've ran you over...and well sorry...that's just how it would have been!"

Maybe not in these exact words but you get the point.

After we were satisfied (and still alive) I drove me and mud girl back home and she took a shower at my place...see the evidence.

All in all, awesome shoot, got some great shots, awesome model as well and I got to try out the speedlight. :D

EVIDENCE: We purposely put these heels out here to now get dirty...Jeep speeding through the mud ruined that...